Aaaaaargh … check out my booty

Not that booty … this pirate booty …

Aaaargh, mateys …

Last weekend, the boys and I headed to Tampa with the fam for the annual Gasparilla children’s parade to flash beg for beads and trinkets from the passing floats.

I joke.

Maybe.

This was actually the family friendly version of the wilder and crazier adults only parade that’s happening this weekend. It’s all part of a Pirate Festival that celebrates a fictitious pirate known as Jose Gaspar and took place in one of my favourites parts of town — along Bayshore Boulevard, a gorgeous waterfront road in Tampa that is one of the world’s longest pavements.

Tampa is also home to the world’s largest bowling pin, but I digress.

We arrived a little later than we expected so missed out on front row seats, however, it didn’t matter where you were as all the kids … as well as some grown-ups not paying attention … were sure to catch or get smacked in the head by the flying beads and treats. No matter where the feck you stood.

Some of the floats’ designs were amazing.

Some of the little shits precious children onboard throwing the beads … not so much.

My middle son admitted to me that if he were onboard, he’d have been picking out folk in the crowd as target practice too. Hmmmmmm, good to know.

So, yes, there were a few casualties amongst us …

And, my little man got smacked in the head with a heavy green necklace and would have had it worse had my brother-in-law not grabbed half of it.

When all else failed, I managed to dry his tears by purchasing him a bubble gun.

My middle son scored a gift card necklace from Ikea so he wore that with pride for the rest of the day. Kudos to Ikea for throwing those about.

There was a fireworks display that we were all too hungry and tired to stick around for, so we ended up finishing the day at a very nice gourmet burger joint in town. And, if we crooned our necks out of the window, we could just about see some of the said fireworks lighting the sky.

It was the best kind of day for me and one that I really needed.

Spent with family.

Near the water.

Letting loose and having fun.

With work and everything else going on in my life right now, I need to take the time to enjoy more like it because life’s too fecking short not to. Yanno?

Aaaaaargh.

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FYI — the photo of myself and my youngest son waving was taken by my sister and her new kick ass camera. The rest were taken by my iPhone.

Tags: 2012, children, Day out, Family, gasparilla, kids, parade, pirate, tampa

Putting it out there …

For the past couple of weeks I’ve been feeling a strange mix of emotions.

Highs and lows.

Ups and downs.

But, then I hear filing for divorce does that to a person.

The worst feeling I have, besides sadness for my children, is that of unbelievable failure.

Because I hate to fail at anything.

Which was probably part of the problem.  My whole Virgo/perfectionist/ ”failure is not an option” attitude needs a bitch slapping, I think.  I must really try to do better at recognising when something isn’t good for me and let it the fuck go rather than hanging on to it with a death grip.

A friend told me not to look at my divorce as a failure because I didn’t fail.  I gave him and us a good portion of my life and I have three gorgeous boys to show for it.

So, yes … I’ve joined the likes of Russell & Katy, Seal & Heidi, Kim & What’s His Face and officially filed for divorce post-Christmas.  Maybe it’s something to do with all that turkey and sherry and Christmas cake.

Or, it could be that it’s a time of year when you’re bombarded with messages of love and happiness.  Messages that can intensify all that you feel is missing in your own life.  Especially after you open a present on Christmas morning to find you’ve been given a mixer.

Now, what was I saying about letting it go?

Tags: divorce, life, me, Thoughts

On the radio …

I’m ashamed to say I’ve been a bit absent here of late.  I’ve lots to blog about, but have either been too busy or I just simply can’t.  And, enough said about that the better.

Anyway, I thought this a perfect tune to start my week off.

Love, love, love J. Lo’s version of this Donna Summer classic … and I hope you do too, so pump it up, channel your inner disco diva and enjoy …

Tags: j lo, jennifer lopez, Meme, music, musical monday, on the radio, video

The Gallery … Eyes

This week’s theme for the Gallery is eyes.

They say a lot, don’t they?

I was once told I had sad eyes to which, I was all … “what you talking about Willis?”

I was also once told I have laughing eyes, so go figure.

I’m also told that I have very, very, very blue eyes … truth be told, I never quite know how to respond to that.  Do I say, “umm, thanks” or “yeah, better than the usual red ones”?

Today, my eyes are tired and worn out … kinda like the rest of me.

My boys all have lovely blue eyes … I like to think they get them from me … so, I’ve chosen a cute photograph of my littlest man wearing his Spidey mask.  Here he is, flashing his baby blues … I’m telling you if eyes really are the window to the soul then he is a happy, expressive, little soul indeed.

Tags: blue, children, eyes, kids, Meme, photos, the gallery, theme

Heart on fire …

It’s been a busy, crazy, mixed up week … during which, I heard this song on VH1.

And, fell in looooooooooooooove with it … it’s by a band called Scars on 45 who kinda remind me a little of Snow Patrol.

Crossed with some Coldplay.

Maybe.

I also joined a gym, saw a fab play, learned how to catch an American football and was told by one of my darling children that I should purchase a “hip-T” to cover my ass crack.  Because crack kills and all.

*sigh*

I don’t show my crack that much.

I hope.

Anyway, enjoy … it’s called Heart On Fire …

Tags: heart on fire, life, Meme, music, musical monday, scas on 45, songs, Thoughts, video

Silent Sunday …

Tags: american, football, Meme, photos, silent sunday

I think I’m in love with Steve Jobs’ technology …

My middle son took his new iPod to school yesterday.

Against my wishes, I might add.

It was stolen when he was in PE.

He noticed before the end of the day, but never told his teacher.  He waited till he got home.  I wasn’t quite sure how to handle it,  however, my oldest son quickly got to work.  He had installed some GPS tracking app through iCloud on it and was able to remotely lock and locate it right away.  He texted a message to the device after which we saw it move outside to a wooded area only to return to the house a short while later.

I called my brother and asked him what he thought I should do.  He told me to call the police immediately and let them handle it … which I did.

And, thanks to Steve Jobs’ technology, the deputy who came out to take the report was able to retrieve it within the hour.

Amazing or what?  And, talk about making a job easier for the police.

After the day I’d had, it was a great ending to an otherwise crappy day and hopefully a lesson learned by both my son and the troubled young lad who stole it.

Now, I wonder if I can get this technology wired into my purse or work tag or that favourite pair of shoes I keep losing.

Tags: apple, ipod, kids, life, parenting, school, steve jobs, technology, teen, Thoughts, tween

What would Victoria Beckham do?

So, my oldest son has been playing soccer since he was four years old and it’s safe to say that he really enjoys it.  Some years, his team has done really well and other years … well, not that great.

This year he is on a losing team.

A consistently losing team.

That’s right.

They have yet to win a match.

And, I’m not quite sure what to do about it because let’s face it … it kinda sucks to be on a sucky team.

This is no reflection of the type of player he is because he’s really quite talented.  In fact, had we had health insurance he would have been playing for his high school team right now.

*sigh*

I find he loves going to practice, but dreads the weekends which is when the tournaments generally are.

And, I find that I hate making him go.

I’ve attempted to channel my inner Posh Spice … aka the ultimate soccer mom …given him all the usual pep talks about ….

• not letting down his team;
• and not being a quitter;
• and how eating a little bit of humble pie is sometimes good for the soul.  Sometimes.

But, this has been a rough year on him.

A year with many changes and my instincts are telling me that our weekends are best spent reinforcing the positive in his life rather than watching the agony of defeat etched on his face.  I’d rather take him and his brothers to a park for the morning and toss a football about … or cook a big breakfast with them … or go to the cinema … or ride rollercoasters … or go bowling (I think) … or … or … the possibilities are endless really.

What to do?

*sigh*

There’s about two months left in the season.  Do I force him to stick it out and risk his self-esteem possibly suffering?  Am I thinking too much about it all?  What should I do? What would Victoria Beckham do?

Tags: children, defeat, football, kids, mothering, parenting, self esteem, soccer, Thoughts

The Gallery … Phone Photos

When I saw the theme for this week’s Gallery, I thought … oooh, er.

Phone photos.

Where do I begin? I have so many of these because that’s all I use these days really. My trusty old iPhone has taken some truly fabulous and … erm … interesting shots over the past year or so that I’ve had it. Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself.

Anyway, here’s a few good ones …I think …

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Tags: iphone, Meme, phone, photos, the gallery

My first pop star crush …

I think I was about fourteen years old.  Desperate to have my hair layered, to get my ears pierced and to just be cool.

*sigh*

I don’t remember exactly when I stuck a poster of him on my wall, but his was definitely my first.

George Michael.

*sigh*

And, before I knew it, he was plastered all over my bedroom walls.  Honestly, I don’t think there was any space left on them.  Yeah, I’m a bit all or nothing me.  Go big or go home.  Anyway, I’d sit in my room just like your average every day teenager before the days of mobile phones and iPods and play his albums over and over on my record player.  I’d dream of one day meeting him and us falling madly in love and whisking me away from it all.

What?

It could have happened.

It still could.  Possibly.

Here’s a couple of favourite songs of many … the first is called Blue.  I don’t think it ever charted though as it was released as B-sides on Club Tropicana and Last Christmas … it’s reet grand though … enjoy.

And, the second is called … ummm, … Freedom …

Tags: blue, freedom, george michael, Meme, mix tape monday, music, musical monday, Thoughts, video, wham