So, the little man loves to take showers! And, like a moth to the fire he is drawn to that familiar sound of the pitter patter of water, demanding to get in with any family member who’s taking one!
I usually luck out and get to take one by myself as he has already showered with 4 other people, but the other morning I was forced to share my shower space with the three-foot toddler. I was minding my own business, washing my hair whilst he was playing with his bath toys, when all of a sudden, I hear him squeak, “Where your weenie, Mummy?”
A little taken back, I asked him to repeat himself and sure enough, “Where your weenie?” was the response.
I looked down at my little man who was staring back at me, blinking away droplets of water with the most perplexed look on his face! A hastened a giggle, took a deep breath and answered in my best mummy-knows-best voice.
“Erm, Mummy doesn’t have a weenie like you son.”
You know “they” say that you should explain things to children for as much as they will let you. Whomever, “they are,” I have found this all to be true and basically, when poised questions by my older children, I usually keep talking till they stop me with either another question or a whoa, that’s enough Mum.
So, he was still listening intently and I thought, okay let me continue because he evidently wants to hear more. “You see, Mummy is a girl and . . . “
Suddenly, he decided he must have heard enough and piped up, “No, you are NOT a girl — you a MUMMY!”
Charming, I’m sure!
Hello, I am a mummy and I have no weenie, pleased to meet you!
very funny — thanks for the chuckle
LMAO that’s hysterical!
The first time my daughter caught my husband and his weenie coming out of the shower she shrieked, “Wahoooooo Daddy, what’s coming out of your butt?!”
We still laugh about it to this day.
LOL visiting from Momdots link a thon. That is so funny kids say the darndest things :O)
LOL!
When my daughter was a toddler she pointed at my husband’s weenie and shouted “Daddy gotta tail!”