The other night, I lay tossing and turning . . . unable to fall asleep. It was a few days before my boys were due to go back-to-school and I had lots of thoughts coming in and out of my head. Ye know. Like we all do from time to time. Right? I was thinking back to thoughts of our summer as well as everything that needed to be done, purchased and organized.
As I let out yet another huge sigh, the hubby leaned over and whispered in my ear, “you know what you need don’t ye hunny?”
“Is that right?” I replied.
And, I thought to myself, okay then why don’t you start by getting me . . .
- another set of arms
- another hour in the day
- a million dollars
- a laundry maid
- a lawn service
- a pool boy
- another holiday to the UK
- a clean van with no Goldfish crackers floating about it anywhere
- a polished floor
- a walked dog
- a freshly stocked fridge
- Mr. Will Power
Did I miss anything?
Yeah, I guess I could use that as well! Men. They are so simple really!
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Did you then? Get any? Fall asleep?
Ha! I’m blushing over here.
Was it a midnight snack? Was it a massage? Was it a sleeping pill?
Ha. My car is like an aquarium for those little gold fish.
I could use a shoe-picker-upper because some man in my house keeps leaving his shoes in the middle (middle!) of the floor.