For the past few months, I have been inundated with requests from my youngest son for a toy from one of his favourite movies … Toy Story.
And, not just any toy.
A Woody toy.
But, not just any Woody toy.
My four-year old had very specific requests about this toy.
It had to be … a Big. Soft. Talking. Woody.
You’re all wondering does such a thing exist, right?
My sister … bless … tried and failed to get him the perfect Woody doll for his birthday, so I had to assure him that if he stayed off the naughty list by Christmas that Santa may bring him it.
I know, I know.
You’re all … what’s she like? Christmas shouldn’t be about the presents, the consumerism, the branding. Where’s the peace, love and good will toward each other? Believe me, I totally get that, but what can I say when this toy is all your youngest has harped on about for months?
Fuck all that.
I was bound and determined to find this Woody doll for my baby this Christmas.
You’d think it would be easy. I actually started to look for it as soon as we arrived over here, but in the run up to Christmas there aren’t too many toy shops that carry said doll. And, enquiring about it either in person or via telephone was no easy feat for someone who snorts and chuckles as much as I do, let me tell you. With only a couple of weeks before the big day, I still hadn’t found one.
Just as I was about to admit defeat, I managed to track down an online boutique toy shop that had one left in stock. I called to get clarification that it was indeed a big, soft, talking Woody doll and felt like I’d won the lottery. The price was absolutely extortionate, but no matter. I ordered it and celebrated the end of my quest with a happy dance.
Until, that is, the return of Snowpocalypse.
I will admit that it was at this point as I looked out at the never-ending snowstorms, that I might have started to panic. A bit. Well, not just a bit … a lot. But, the real heroes of this worst winter ever came through for me and hopefully every other online shopping parent … the delivery dudes. Woody was dropped off a couple of days before Christmas.
The look on my wee boy’s face this Christmas morning when he opened that toy was absolutely priceless and so worth it all.

Happy fucking Christmas y’all.
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