To the person who keeps googling “if i could escape karne” — dude learn how to spell my name. It’s Kar-EN. Thanks.
To the person who googled “best trifle recipe in the world” — why thank you, thank you very much indeed.
To the person who googled “chav” — fuck off.
To the person who googled “chav mum” — see above.
To the person who googled “granny wedding speech” — what the what?
To the person who googled “you have been between a rock and a hard place for a long time” — erm, yeah and … ?
To the person who googled “mummy bloggers ignore their children” — well, honestly it’s only when we’re blogging and tweeting and it toughens them up really doesn’t it? Prepares them for the big bad world, so no harm done really, I say.
To the person who googled “back pain woman” — I wish I had never fucking blogged about throwing my back out? Nothing to see here — carry on please.
To the person who googled “1980′s ra ra skirt” — yes, it was a fashion statement in the 80′s. Yes, I had several, yes, I thought I looked cute, yes I loved them. What else you wanna know?
To the person who googled “where to go for my 40th” — ummm, sorry but mine has passed. I went to Madeira Beach, Florida — fab place to go and would highly recommend it, but really you could go anywhere in the world. Think big. It is your 40th after all.
To the person who googled “where the fuck should I go for my 40th birthday” — see above.
To the person who googled “hot babe super killer leg” — thanks.
To the person who googled “pencil poke in eye pictures” — that’s just sick.
To the person who googled “adult tv moms” — what on earth were you looking for?
To the person who googled “our toes in the white sand” — toe fetish much?
To the person who googled “how to ask him to the 6th grade valentine’s dance” — aww, bless. Just ask him. What’s the worst he can say? No? Whatever!
To the person who googled “how to get over my glee obsession” — unfortunately, I don’t think you can. Those dudes are everywhere.
To the person who googled “sweet little tootsies” — again with the toe fetish?
To the person who googled “little boy’s bleeding face” — you are one sick mutha f#%^er.
To the person who googled “my sexy mirror pic” — erm, thank you. I guess.
To the person who googled “you deserve a sweet break for all the hard work you do” — I know, thank you.
To the person who googled “beautiful nose” — mwahahahahahaha.
And, finally to the person who googled “girl fucking a drill” — naughty, naughty, very naughty.
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LOL I’m cracking up reading these! Much more interesting than my search terms!
hangs head in shame for spelling error
I googled ‘people who google the strangest stuff’ and got my own blog ! Weird.
These could be me (they aren’t but they could be) when I’m looking for pictures to steal, sorry, borrow for my blog. Not pictures of women with drills, you understand. Blimey…
Some things are just plain weird.
Much more interesting than any search terms that have led to my blog recently too! The best I’ve ever seen on my blog are: “out of office humping-mania” and “shooting my own thanksgiving turkey in supermarket”
That last one is very naughty! The one that had me laughing out loud was your reply to “Mummy bloggers ignore their children.” Classic.
hahaha I never EVER get weird search hits on my blog!
#1 could be me… erm I google stuff, misspell it and then my chrome browser auto-fills the search for me when I next search and I just hit enter.
HAHAHA!Oh I am peeing myself. And if it’s okay with you, I’m going to link to this and do a post as well, because this is hysterical! Hahahahaha. xxx