To the person that googled “Karen’s bed head” — oh-kay, how did you know? Erm, are you like looking in my windows now? *looks around uncomfortably and goes off to shut curtains and brush and flat-iron hair for millionth time today*
To the person that googled “hot chav girls legs” — umm, thanks … I guess.
To the person that googled “my sexy mom” — WTF? Kids get the hell off the internet.
To the person that googled “Jon Hamm toast” — what the feck were you looking for? I mean, is there a piece of toast out there in the image of Jon Hamm? Actually, let me go google that and find out.
To the person that googled “bean dip fart” — yes, my bean dip does make you fart, but it’s worth it.
To the person that googled “is the expression hot as balls true” — yes, apparently so. I have it on very good authority. *cough, cough*
To the person that googled “does jelly go in trifle” — NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T. At least not if you want to make it the proper way. Welcome.
To the person who googled “Bradley Cooper’s abs” — yes, I admit they are rather nice to look at over and over. Did you find them? If so, can you pass on the link? Ta.
To the person who googled “can walking throw your back out” — ummmm, last time I walked, no it didn’t, but best check with your doctor just in case.
To the person who googled “please eat me” — what the what?
To the person who googled “it’s heaven having you” — awww, why thank you. Glad I could be of service.
To the person who googled “wildflower waving to me from a field” — dude, what were you smoking?
To the person who googled “hot balls” — my advice is change your underwear, okay?
To the person who googled “chav makeup” — cock off.
To the person who googled “chav hair” — yeah, see above.
To the person who googled “best camel toe” — move along coz you will not find any of that nor any moose knuckle here thank you very much. Let me direct you over to Nickie’s blog for that.
To the person who googled “camel toe hot pants” — see above.
To the person who googled “snotty nose” — just fecking wipe it already.
To the person who googled “hot chav woman look” — really?
To the person who googled “nekid rednecks” — *shudders at the thought*
To the person who googled “weenie photos” — I have no words.
To the person who googled “bacon butties” — yes, please.
To the person who googled “hot chav in clothes” — oh, for goodness sake.
To the person who googled “tear on a little boy’s face” — eh? Why? Huh?
To the person who googled “smash the back doors in” — are you a fan of Keith Lemon too? It’s a great line isn’t it? Hope you smashed the back doors in on your googling session.
And, to the person who googled “hot chav mums camping sex” — ummmm, what on earth were YOU looking for? Perv. Tsk, tsk. Actually, was it good for you?
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