Archive | August, 2011

See … I AM witty

31 Aug

I can be a little OCD about things.

Okay, okay.

I can be a lot OCD about things … one of which is my overwhelming need to carry anti-bacterial hand gel with me at all times.  Why? Because … well … ye just never know when you might need a big glob of it, right?  Maybe after you’ve manhandled a shopping cart at the store or a petrol pump or even shaking hands with some folk you’re not quite sure about.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, I was at the mall with the family and was dragged  in to Bath & Body Works, a store that is like a mecca for worshippers of anti-bacterial hand gel.  I did kinda stock up on my favourites before I left for the UK last year.  And, if I thought the store carried enough scents back then, I was clearly mistaken because I saw they had easily quadrupled their stocks when I stepped before the giant wall of the smelly stuff.

At first, I wasn’t sure quite which scent to go for.  Did I mention that I tend to get overwhelmed by such simple decisions?

Indecisive me?

Not much.

But, then I spied this little number and I was sold …

I was all HELLS YEAH.

That’s me.

I’m a virgo.

And, I’m witty.  Not to mention a perfectionist, reliable and helpful. *coughs*

I shall have you my smelly, little fiend.

Ye see, I don’t like to brag.  In fact, I’m really quite modest when alls said and done, but I am quite possibly the funniest person you’ll ever meet.  What?  I am.  At least when I want to be.  And, I’m most definitely the funniest person in my family … a point I’ve been trying to argue for years.

Clearly Bath  & Body Works agrees.  They recognise my awesome sense of humour and how I just can’t help it because it’s a Virgo trait … a burden I must bear simply because of the date I was born on.

*sigh*

I’m not so sure my family feels the same way though.

Oh, I do crack myself up sometimes.  The wit … it’s a gift.

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This post is a shout out to all my fellow Virgo friends … may the wit be with you and all that.

The Gallery … Animals

31 Aug

The theme for this week’s Gallery theme is animals so this week’s pick was an easy one for me … my little guy is obsessed with animals and has decided he is going to be a veterinarian when he grows up.  How he’ll fit it in along with his dreams to be a Jedi AND the next Justin Bieber, I don’t know.

Anyway, I took this photo of him squeezing my mum’s dog Bella who he loves on all the time.

Perfect caption for it is “She’s so FLUFFY” dontcha think?

Hurricane hype …

30 Aug

I may be more than a little obsessed with the weather, but I really hate hurricane season.

All right, maybe that’s a bit harsh.

Maybe hate isn’t the right word … so I’ll go with dislike.

I really dislike hurricane season.

When I left for the UK last year, I honestly thought I would never have to think about another one. ever. again.

Hurricane season here starts on June 1st and lasts until November 30th with its peak arriving in September which means we’re almost smack right in the most active time for hurricanes.  Meh.

Living in Florida, the threat of severe hurricane damage is very, very real.  And, watching that blooming cone of uncertainty that comes with each Atlantic storm is a veritable hobby to most living here.  I really feel for those in the north-east that have been hit hard by the wrath of Hurricane Irene because at least here in Florida, we somewhat expect and are as prepared as you can be for the devastation that a storm could bring should it hit our shores.

When we first moved here, I’ll admit I was very naive about the threat of hurricanes.  Growing up on the north-east coast of England battling gale force winds, I honestly thought they couldn’t be that bad.  In my young stupidity, I may even have gone to a couple of hurricane parties.  It wasn’t until after Hurricane Andrew devastated the Miami area  in 1992 that I realised just how serious they could be.

Since then, and the infamous no-name storm of 1993, I saw weather reporting practically change overnight to the modern-day, over the top, prepare your ass off and then prepare some more, scare tactics that meteorologists employ today.  It’s very much a ”best to air on the side of caution” attitude than not at all and I, for one, have no problem with it.

In my experience, you can never be too prepared.  Prepared with your hurricane supplies, your hurricane plan and securing your home.  During the 2004 hurricane season, we had to board up the house not once, not twice, but three times and during one of the storms, our power was knocked out for FOUR days.  Aaargh, it was a nightmare, but thankfully we’d stocked up on enough supplies and had lovely friends with power that we were able to go chillax with.  The Tampa bay area hasn’t had a direct hit from a major hurricane since 1921, but rest assured that if one does head this way, my hurricane plan involves preparing to get my happy ass and that of my kids on the next plane outta here.

Lately, there have been a lot of jokes around the net about how Hurricane Irene was more hype than anything else.  Now, I can joke with the best of them, but unless you’ve gone through a hurricane, you just have no idea.  And, about all that hurricane hype — yeah – I don’t think the loss of 38 lives and estimated $7+ billion worth of damage would agree.

Musical Monday …

29 Aug

Don’t hate now, but I’ve picked another Adam Levine song for this week’s Musical Monday post. Even though he did diss last night’s VMA’s. This time it’s his latest collaboration with Gym Class Heroes called Stereo Hearts.

It’s my favourite song of the moment … and as it’s my birthday soon y’all need to turn it up and have a boogie. Okay?

Go on now.

Do it.

Bossy?

Me?

Not much.

Also, in honour of my birthday and just for shit kicks, I’ve trawled the ‘net and chosen a classic song from the year I was born coz I’m geeky like that. Anyway, it just so happens to be one of my favourite tunes by the one and only immensely talented singer/songwriter James Taylor called Fire and Rain.

And, if truth be told, I’m a little shocked because I didn’t realise the song was THAT old.

*sigh*

Enjoy …

Silent Sunday …

28 Aug

Silent Sunday

Useless shit I have thought about this week …

26 Aug

A post about usueless shit I’ve thought about and totally stolen from the very talented and lovely ex-pat, Yorkshire blogger Mum of 4

Just a little disturbed and bemused as to why the aging, retired Marine getting a red, white and blue pedicure next to me would strike up conversation that involved telling me his last choice of nail colour was black. Whatever floats your boat, dude … I’m not here to judge.

I’m tired, but I can’t sleep.

There are some real saddos hanging out here in Starbucks. Wait, am I one of them? No, I’m only here for the coffee.

I should not be allowed to drink red wine. It doesn’t sit very well with me at all.

This ‘Words with Friends’ game is taking over my life.

What’s wrong with just some nice, sharp Cheddar?

Is it a sign that I maybe shouldn’t get the pink?

It’s my birthday soon and there’s really only one thing I want which kinda makes me realise that I’m a very lucky lady to not want for much. However, this one thing I want is a pretty big thing.

My children are really very lovely children, but sometimes I wish they’d just KNOCK. IT. OFF.

I should ask my youngest how old he thinks I am more often. Why, yes son … as a matter of fact, I am going to be 24.

Facebook both annoys and bemuses me. But, I just can’t quit it.

I really need to stop thinking so much. But, then if I didn’t think so much about stuff, I wouldn’t be me, would I? Fuck it, I will over analyse till the cows come home. Hang on, where is home for the cows?

Walking is no substitute, but it is a good stress reliever.

This pick-up/drop-off line is ridunkulous.

I realise it’s been a long time since I went to the cinema, but I have this thing where I have to read the book first before I see the movie.

Why yes, I did know that my eyes are blue and no, I don’t wear coloured contact lenses. Yes, they really are that blue all on their own. I think I should know … I mean I’ve had them all my life. FFS

When I get my poor, fucked up laptop back from Lenova … and find out that I probably have lost everything on it … I really must pop in and see the Geek Squad at Best Buy and get them to show me how to backup everything on it properly.

Wonder if I could get tickets for Maroon 5 on Craigslist. I really wanted to see these famous moves like Jagger.

How does a turbo motor thingy work now?

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23 Aug

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The Gallery …

23 Aug

This week’s theme for the Gallery is World Photography Day … which actually took place on Friday, August 19th.  Tara’s task  was for us to take a photo from that day or the weekend and make it a photo to treasure for generations to come be it family life, a moment, a precious family member frozen in time or a day out.

We really didn’t do too much over the weekend … the boys spent the day with their dad on Sunday, but on Friday we went swimming and on Saturday we messed about in the garden.  I managed to sorta kinda capture our time together with these shots taken with my trusty iPhone …

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I wanna wear my “da car” tee-shirt …

22 Aug

So, these were the words my youngest son woke up saying this morning.

“I wanna wear my ‘da car’ tee-shirt, mum.”

It was his first day of preschool here in the States and he had what he was going to wear all planned out in his head.

He was wearing his ”da car” tee-shirt.

Being the ever-attentive, good mummy that I am, I begrudgedly happily pulled out what I thought was his beloved Cars tee-shirt for him to wear … cursing that it was at the bottom of the child’s stack of tees.  When I handed it to the munchkin I sadly did not get the gleeful squeal of delight that I was fully expecting.  Instead, I got a face that looked like a bulldog licking a thistle and those words again … “but, I wanna wear my ‘da car’ shirt.”

“This isn’t the right car shirt, son?” I asked him, patiently.  By this time, the clock was a-ticking and I was worried we might be late.

“No, I want my ‘da car’ shirt,” he replied.

Insistently.

My heckles went up when I heard him say “want” and for a moment, I pondered whether it was an appropriate time to give my little man a lesson about the use of that word and the fact that I would actually really rather him say “I would like.”  Knowing how I can ramble on, I obviously decided against it and went in the closet for another car tee-shirt.

This time, I came out … a triumphant twinkle in my eye … with his tee that had RC from Toy Story on it, but I was met with the same response as well as a stifled cry of sorts.  Bless ‘im.

“Mum, I want my ‘da car’ shirt,” he whined

“I don’t know which one car shirt you mean, son,” I whined back.  “Come on now, you need to get dressed or we’re going to be late.”

“Awww, mum,” he said looking at me tearfully.

Not wanting to have a parenting fail on my youngest son’s first day of preschool, I decided to look one more time for this bloody tee-shirt.  Standing there, I started looking through the boy’s shirts, muttering to myself ”dar car ey?”

“Da car.”

Till I finally I spied it.

And, I swear it was like a thousand light bulbs going off.

Or at least a gazillion of those ridiculous Oprah aha moments.

“Is this what you want?” I asked my preschooler.

When he gave me a squeal of delight, I knew I had hit the jackpot.

I was holding a new tee-shirt his grandma had bought for him that had a guitar emblazoned on the front of it.  He had meant “guitar” not “da car.”

Finally, a parenting result.

He quickly finished getting dressed and we headed out the door … with me attempting another parenting result by trying to get him to pronounce the word guitar correctly.

I’m pleased to report that his first day went really well … all the better for knowing one of his teachers.  He was a tad confused by the differences between here and in the UK,  for example, he kept asking what colour his teacher was going to be.  This was a little embarrassing , but not so after I explained that at his nursery in England all of his teachers were colour coded so to speak … they each wore a different colour apron and the children were assigned to either the red group, the blue group, the green group or the yellow one.  Yeah, they don’t do that so much here.

He was also upset by the fact that he wouldn’t be having lunch at preschool. No matter whether he was in the morning or afternoon session at his nursery in England, he would have lunch there with his friends and so he doesn’t quite understand why that’s not the same here.

When I picked him up, one of the first things he did tell me was this … “guess what mum, everybody weeeeeally liked my ‘da car’ tee-shirt.”

Result.  I think.

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The teen and tween had good first days too — thankfully, they were put in the correct classes and by that I mean those advanced  and gifted ones.  Last week, I had to get all Yorkshire ghetto with the teen’s high school guidance counselors when they tried to tell me that they were not going to give him credits for the classes he took in England.  And, that he very likely may have to repeat some of them.

*cough, cough*

Sometimes, one has to get a little forceful when it comes to one’s children. Ye know?

Musical/Manic Monday …

22 Aug

And, so begins another school year for my boys, but this time back here in Florida.

All the back-to-school craziness is done and dusted, backpacks are ready to go, clothes laid out and school bus numbers memorized.  Now all that’s left is the manic Monday morning routine where I need to get them up and out of the house on time, preferably clothed and fed … hence my song choice for this week’s Musical Monday blog post … Manic Monday by the Bangles.

Tomorrow shan’t be too manic for me though as I actually crave all that weekly routine.  I’ve been known to go more than a little stir crazy without it … which is why I guess I need to have a plan/itinerary/something mapped out for each day of my kids’ summer holidays.  I know, I know … I should just sit back and enjoy more pajama-type, laid-back days, but I really don’t.

What’s up with that?

*sigh*

Anyway, for all those kiddos (and parents too) heading back to school, hope it’s not too manic for ya … enjoy.

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