A post about usueless shit I’ve thought about and totally stolen from the very talented and lovely ex-pat, Yorkshire blogger Mum of 4 …
Just a little disturbed and bemused as to why the aging, retired Marine getting a red, white and blue pedicure next to me would strike up conversation that involved telling me his last choice of nail colour was black. Whatever floats your boat, dude … I’m not here to judge.
I’m tired, but I can’t sleep.
There are some real saddos hanging out here in Starbucks. Wait, am I one of them? No, I’m only here for the coffee.
I should not be allowed to drink red wine. It doesn’t sit very well with me at all.
This ‘Words with Friends’ game is taking over my life.
What’s wrong with just some nice, sharp Cheddar?
Is it a sign that I maybe shouldn’t get the pink?
It’s my birthday soon and there’s really only one thing I want which kinda makes me realise that I’m a very lucky lady to not want for much. However, this one thing I want is a pretty big thing.
My children are really very lovely children, but sometimes I wish they’d just KNOCK. IT. OFF.
I should ask my youngest how old he thinks I am more often. Why, yes son … as a matter of fact, I am going to be 24.
Facebook both annoys and bemuses me. But, I just can’t quit it.
I really need to stop thinking so much. But, then if I didn’t think so much about stuff, I wouldn’t be me, would I? Fuck it, I will over analyse till the cows come home. Hang on, where is home for the cows?
Walking is no substitute, but it is a good stress reliever.
This pick-up/drop-off line is ridunkulous.
I realise it’s been a long time since I went to the cinema, but I have this thing where I have to read the book first before I see the movie.
Why yes, I did know that my eyes are blue and no, I don’t wear coloured contact lenses. Yes, they really are that blue all on their own. I think I should know … I mean I’ve had them all my life. FFS
When I get my poor, fucked up laptop back from Lenova … and find out that I probably have lost everything on it … I really must pop in and see the Geek Squad at Best Buy and get them to show me how to backup everything on it properly.
Wonder if I could get tickets for Maroon 5 on Craigslist. I really wanted to see these famous moves like Jagger.
How does a turbo motor thingy work now?
a very interesting set of thoughts i must say…thanks for posting!
really? they are that blue?