I can be a little OCD about things.
Okay, okay.
I can be a lot OCD about things … one of which is my overwhelming need to carry anti-bacterial hand gel with me at all times. Why? Because … well … ye just never know when you might need a big glob of it, right? Maybe after you’ve manhandled a shopping cart at the store or a petrol pump or even shaking hands with some folk you’re not quite sure about.
Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, I was at the mall with the family and was dragged in to Bath & Body Works, a store that is like a mecca for worshippers of anti-bacterial hand gel. I did kinda stock up on my favourites before I left for the UK last year. And, if I thought the store carried enough scents back then, I was clearly mistaken because I saw they had easily quadrupled their stocks when I stepped before the giant wall of the smelly stuff.
At first, I wasn’t sure quite which scent to go for. Did I mention that I tend to get overwhelmed by such simple decisions?
Indecisive me?
Not much.
But, then I spied this little number and I was sold …
I was all HELLS YEAH.
That’s me.
I’m a virgo.
And, I’m witty. Not to mention a perfectionist, reliable and helpful. *coughs*
I shall have you my smelly, little fiend.
Ye see, I don’t like to brag. In fact, I’m really quite modest when alls said and done, but I am quite possibly the funniest person you’ll ever meet. What? I am. At least when I want to be. And, I’m most definitely the funniest person in my family … a point I’ve been trying to argue for years.
Clearly Bath & Body Works agrees. They recognise my awesome sense of humour and how I just can’t help it because it’s a Virgo trait … a burden I must bear simply because of the date I was born on.
*sigh*
I’m not so sure my family feels the same way though.
Oh, I do crack myself up sometimes. The wit … it’s a gift.
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This post is a shout out to all my fellow Virgo friends … may the wit be with you and all that.
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Tags: Family, funny, humour, life, me, Thoughts, tongue in cheek, virgo
If Bath and Body Works says so, it must be true. Now I gotta go check out what they say about Libras. I guess I can’t be witty.
See, I just knew there was something about Virgo’s that I couldn’t put my finger on! Very witty! BTW, I love Bath and Body works for antibacterial hand gel. Just looked up what it said for Pisces…not sure if I agree with it all….
I am Sag. Will go in and sniff it next time and see ‘what’ I am….!!
Bless you! You made me smile on the first day back to school!
HYSTERICAL….You made my day with this post! It must be true then, I find you to be extremely witty
LOL! I’m noble, expressive, bossy and generous!
Oh, and they really do have an overwhelming range of scents!
Obviously you’re hilarious…. but I think you’ll find that the ‘Leo’ hand gel states “By far the funniest star sign, Virgos come close on a good day”
xx