Dear So and So …

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Dear Kat,

Thanks for hosting this weekly meme.  Sorry it’s taken me so long to haul my happy ass over here, but better late than never here I be and I’m ready to PARTAY!

Your favourite fellow blogger,

Karen 

Whaddya mean who?  Karen.  It’s me, Ka-ren.  Ye know, from If I Could Escape.  Your favourite blog?   Yeah? *coughs*

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Dear Readers,

This is my first attempt over here at “Dear So and So,” so be nice.  Well, ain’t that a whole lot of so’s in one sentence.  Anyway, be nice.  Oh and have a fab weekend too.

Love,

Me

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Dear Middle-Aged BFF,

Happy birthday!

Your Not So Middle-Aged BFF

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Dear British Gas,

Stop fucking me about and send me my refund otherwise I’ll be forced to fly over there and kick some ass.

Ta,

Starting to become disgruntled ex-customer

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Dear Hot Geek,

Thanks ever so much for all the expert correspondence regarding my wet hard drive issues.  Sadly, it’s still not quite up to scratch and I may need to bring it to you for further analysis.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Trombone Playing Tween,

I’m so very proud of you and can’t wait to see you play next week.

Love,

Mummy, yes I know you’re too old to call me that, but I’m the mum and what I say goes

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Dear Chubby, Sweaty, Short Dude,

Please, when I pass your house on my morning walk, I’m not out for conversation, I’m out for fresh air and some exercise.   There’s a reason I have my headphones stuck in my ears.  And, sunglasses on.  I do not wish to be disturbed, so please don’t tell me how blessed you are to still be blessed.  It kinda freaks me out. 

Sincerely,

That Woman With Headphones and Sunglasses

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Dear Mum,

When you asked me what I thought my “type” was and I answered, ”I dunno, maybe a neurotic, funny blonde a bit like me,”  the response, “what, you mean like Big Bird from Sesame Street” was not what I expected.  It did make me laugh, but steady on as there’s only room for one comedian in the family.

Your way funnier than you daughter,

PS If I haven’t told you, thanks for everything.

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Dear Teen,

When will you learn to get yourself up?  I know I like to be up early-ish, but these 5:30 a.m. wake-up calls are killing me.  And interfering with my youthful, goddess like appearance.

Your tired and cranky Mum

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Dear Words with Friends,

You are ever so distracting.  Thanks. I guess.

Wordingly (hmmmm, wonder if that’s a real word I could use), Karen

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Dear Youngest,

Please start eating something other than chicken, fries, spaghetti, crackers, ice cream, Cheerios or cheese.  Good karate chops require a bit more sustenance.

Your worried Mummy

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